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lechilka26 · Guest

Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny Smile

)) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
17. One mood, ALL the damn time
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
20. You can open all your own jars26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips

so fuunnyy Smile

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Benoz · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject:

So true

hidden · Registered User Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 16

I love that lol. Nice joke there. So very true.
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Blowjob Lessons · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:58 pm Post subject:

"1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always."

Not true. Some MILFs at the office check me out a fair bit (see #15). One of them was going to head our department, but declined and we got someone in from another district. With her as my boss, I could definitely have fucked my way into some promotions. And I've faked it a couple times just to get to sleep. Not often, but it has happened.

"32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades."
Not decades. Clueless guys only THINK so.
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SafetyDuo · Registered User Joined: 22 Sep 2009 Posts: 36

Pretty good joke. So much of it is true. Us poor women!
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